stoneasaurusrex
My backpacks got jets im boba the fett I bounty hunt for jabba hutt to finance my vette. My little homie is worn out but still holdin together. #bobafett #lego #keychain #starwars #nevergonnagrowup

My backpacks got jets im boba the fett I bounty hunt for jabba hutt to finance my vette. My little homie is worn out but still holdin together. #bobafett #lego #keychain #starwars #nevergonnagrowup

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

soulsnatcha:

it’s not about your boobs ladies. it’s about what’s under your boobs. your lungs, because we are gonna be blazing a lot of kush and you need to keep up.

versvcx:

fuck you but fuck me first

Some @zollieglass & @in_hot_water love for the day #zollie #ZollieGlass #justinparr #pendant #buylocal #DabAntonio #glassjewelery #GlassArt

Some @zollieglass & @in_hot_water love for the day #zollie #ZollieGlass #justinparr #pendant #buylocal #DabAntonio #glassjewelery #GlassArt

Fuck your round ass patties this is how we do in the dirty south! #Texassizedpatty #Texasburger #fuckaroundburger #Texas #TexanLife

Fuck your round ass patties this is how we do in the dirty south! #Texassizedpatty #Texasburger #fuckaroundburger #Texas #TexanLife

f4ceintheclouds:

oparnoshoshoi:

boobslyn:

Don’t date me because all I’m gonna want to do is lay on you and have sex 8 times a day and do drugs with you and eat food in bed together and go on roadtrips and to concerts.

sign me up

:)))

lacigreen:

queeravenger:

wobbuffette:

cracked-dot-com-official:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

guyfitblr:

And finally someone said it

nobody’s fucking stopping you from putting on some foundation dude you can put it on and it’s discrete and other straight guys won’t be able to tell and it does wonders. nobody’s stopping you from moisturizing or even putting on the lightest bits of concealer. don’t worry, other straight men can’t tell

Also there’s less pressure for men to be attractive and more pressure on women to see past men’s looks for their personalities, like look how many movies star average/ugly dudes who still score modelesque girls.

step 1: create unrealistic, unattainable standards of beauty for women

step 2: build a multi-billion dollar beauty industry to sell women makeup, tell them they are worthless without it

step 3: mock and vilify women who wear makeup as vain and fake, mock and vilify women who don’t wear makeup as ugly

step 4: code makeup as exclusively feminine, make the feminine shameful, shame any and all men perceived as feminine

step 5: complain that you can’t wear makeup

all that commentary