My backpacks got jets im boba the fett I bounty hunt for jabba hutt to finance my vette. My little homie is worn out but still holdin together. #bobafett #lego #keychain #starwars #nevergonnagrowup
it’s not about your boobs ladies. it’s about what’s under your boobs. your lungs, because we are gonna be blazing a lot of kush and you need to keep up.
fuck you but fuck me first
Some @zollieglass & @in_hot_water love for the day #zollie #ZollieGlass #justinparr #pendant #buylocal #DabAntonio #glassjewelery #GlassArt
Fuck your round ass patties this is how we do in the dirty south! #Texassizedpatty #Texasburger #fuckaroundburger #Texas #TexanLife
Don’t date me because all I’m gonna want to do is lay on you and have sex 8 times a day and do drugs with you and eat food in bed together and go on roadtrips and to concerts.
sign me up
And finally someone said it
nobody’s fucking stopping you from putting on some foundation dude you can put it on and it’s discrete and other straight guys won’t be able to tell and it does wonders. nobody’s stopping you from moisturizing or even putting on the lightest bits of concealer. don’t worry, other straight men can’t tell
Also there’s less pressure for men to be attractive and more pressure on women to see past men’s looks for their personalities, like look how many movies star average/ugly dudes who still score modelesque girls.
step 1: create unrealistic, unattainable standards of beauty for women
step 2: build a multi-billion dollar beauty industry to sell women makeup, tell them they are worthless without it
step 3: mock and vilify women who wear makeup as vain and fake, mock and vilify women who don’t wear makeup as ugly
step 4: code makeup as exclusively feminine, make the feminine shameful, shame any and all men perceived as feminine
step 5: complain that you can’t wear makeup
all that commentary